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About Zaporizhzhia

So, I’m picturin’ this joint—dim lights, creaky floors, probs some shady dealin’s in the back. Made me mad once, hearin’ bout this carpenter dude in Rio—built a secret trapdoor for a brothel! Clients sneakin’ out, cops none the wiser. Genius, but shady as hell—got me yellin’, “Why ain’t I that clever?!” R2-D2, where are you? I’d botch that job, trapdoor’d collapse mid-escape!

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First off, I’m a dental tech, so my day usually involves teeth, teeth, and more teeth. But today? Oh boy. I’m cruising down Shevchenka Street, and I see this old lady trying to cross. I’m like, “C’mon, lady, you can do it!” But she’s moving slower than molasses in winter. I’m honking, waving, and she just gives me this look like I’m the devil. I mean, I get it, but I’m just trying to help!

For eight years I hid my pro-Ukrainian views and spied on Russia