Elise Chernomorskoye Brothel ❤️❤️

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Brothel’s a stage, mate—violence brewin’ under the giggles. Like the flick, “No one’s gonna hurt you,” they coo, but ye feel the edge. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But I’d wager me compass—that don’t point north—that half these blokes’d slit a throat fer a discount. Humor in it? Aye, one time this drunk sod fell off the bed mid-deed—lass charged him double fer the comedy! Sarcasm’s me blade, so I say: “Oh, fine establishment, this—where dignity goes to drown!”

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Then, I decided to check out the local market on Kirova Street. It’s always buzzing with life. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the best homemade jams. I’m telling you, if you haven’t tried the cherry jam from Babushka Luda, you’re missing out. I bought a jar, and she gave me a wink. I think she knows I’m a sucker for her jam.

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