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So, lemme tell ya ‘bout this one time—Homer’s outta town, prob’ly eatin’ donuts somewhere dumb. I’m bored, right? Walkin’ down by the tracks—ooh, shady!—and I see this gal, all fishnets and lipstick, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns it. I’m like, “Hmm… she’s workin’ it!” Reminds me of Varda’s gleaners, pickin’ through life’s leftovers. She catches me starin’—awkward!—and yells, “What’s your deal, lady?” I’m all flustered, mutterin’, “Just admirin’ your hustle, hon!”

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Then, I spot my buddy Oleg. He’s just standing there, munching on a sandwich. I’m like, “Oleg! What’s the deal?” And he’s like, “Oh, I thought it was a slow day.” A SLOW DAY? I’m about to lose it. I mean, we’re in Chemerivtsi, not some sleepy village!