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About Lviv

Brothels, tho? They’re old as dirt. Didja know ancient Pompeii had one called the Lupanar? Yeah, legit—stone beds, dirty graffiti like “I banged Livia here.” Real classy, right? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ these horny Romans were just as dumb as today’s bros. I’m sittin’ here, yellin’ at Timmy to stop eatin’ glue, and I’m like, “Brothels been babysittin’ idiots forever!” History’s wild, man.

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I get to the shop, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Blood everywhere! Just kidding, but you know what I mean. I’m slicin’ and dicin’, and then boom! My buddy Vasya strolls in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” I’m like, “What? Did you finally get a girlfriend?” He laughs, but nah, he tells me about this crazy storm that hit the market on Kirova Street. Like, trees down, stalls flipped over. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what we need!”