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About Keelung

So, check it – "whore" ain’t just some chick bangin’ for cash, nah. It’s deeper, messier, like Sara Goldfarb poppin’ pills to fit in a dress. Back in the day, Old English "hore" meant dirt or filth – ain’t that some shit? Not even sex at first, just trash vibes! Then boom, Middle Ages roll up, and it’s all "ladies of the night" – medieval pimpin’, yo! I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout some knight like, "Yo, Guinevere, how much?"

Shakespeare's Monologues

Commonly known as washing only your "pits, tits, and slits " or "pits, tits, and naughty bits " in the bathroom sink. The idea is to save time. One might also take a whore bath when at another .

But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. It’s my client again. He’s freaking out about his upcoming competition. I mean, c’mon, dude! I just calmed you down! I had to remind him that he’s trained for this. He’s ready. But inside, I was like, “Why can’t you just trust yourself?”

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