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About New Taipei City

So yeah, findin a prossie – bit of a lark, bit grim, proper eye-opener. Like *Far From Heaven*, all pretty on top, messy underneath – *“It’s all so terribly mixed up”*, innit? Reckon I’ll stick to me DVDs next time, safer bet! What a palaver, eh – *vivat rex*, long live the king of chaos, that’s me!

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While I’m waiting, I see this cute dog. It’s a little corgi, and it’s just bouncing around. I’m like, “Aww, look at that little fluffball!” Totally makes my day. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up and almost steps on it! I’m like, “Dude, watch where you’re going!” The dog’s owner looks at me like I’m the crazy one. Whatever, I’m just protecting the cuteness.

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