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About Taipei

Me, I’d never—too busy plottin’ world domination, eh! But if I did, I’d be picky—none o’ them fake lashes flappin’ like bat wings. Ugh, that’d drive me nuts! Once saw one, smokin’ cig, leanin’ on wall—cool, but sad, ya know? “It’s all so hideous,” like Cathy’d say. Felt bad, but what’s Gru gonna do—save ‘em all?

Renowned Bars and Pubs

Unlike its larger cousin, Kaohsiung, Keelung’s harbor is cozily nestled among mountains, offering a stunning backdrop of traditional buildings and distant temples.

But then, bam! My phone dies. Just like that. I was like, “Great, now I’m lost and can’t even call for help.” Classic! So, I wandered around, trying to find my way back. I ended up on a random street, and guess what? I found a street vendor selling bubble tea! Yes! Sweet, sweet victory!

Chinese ship cuts cable near Keelung Harbor