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About Taipei

Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

A Travel Guide to Keelung, Taiwan’s Northern Port City

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I got a taro milk tea, and it was heavenly. I was on cloud nine. But then, I saw a group of tourists trying to take a selfie. They were blocking the whole sidewalk! I mean, c’mon! Move it, people! I almost yelled, “Get outta my way!” But I just rolled my eyes and squeezed past.

One angler dies after waves knock 7 off rock in Keelung