Rebecca Smartno Pri Litiji Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kranj

Now, don’t get me wrong—she workin’ it, shakin’ what her mama gave her, and them fools droppin’ cash like it’s rainin’! Made me laugh ‘til I near choked—honey, she slicker than a greased pig! I’m over here yellin’, “Git it, girl!” ‘Cause, shoot, if you gonna sin, sin big! Ain’t that right? Halleluyer! But lord, if she don’t watch out, them miners gonna eat her alive—dumb as a bag of hammers, they is.

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I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

Frances (Bozic) Grcar