Sarah Maersta Whore ❤️

About Uppsala

Oi, ever wonder what they think of us lot? Prob’ly reckon we’re all muppets, slobberin’ over ‘em. Bet they’re cacklin’ behind closed doors—“Another prat with a fiver!”—and good on ‘em. They’re the real legends, mate, like Li Mu Bai floatin’ through life, takin’ no shit. Whore’s a job, yeah, but it’s a bloody saga too—sex, power, and a big “fuck you” to the prudes. Absolute scenes!

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El esposo de ella tuvo que trasnochar en el trabajo y yo me le comí a la mujer en su propia casa en la tarde cuando vi salir al pendejo 6 min p.

After that, I decide to treat myself. I hit up this burger joint on Östra Storgatan. Best burgers ever! I order the “Maersta Special.” It’s huge! I’m talking two patties, bacon, cheese, the works. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion. I’m in heaven! But then, I realize I’m wearing a white shirt. Rookie mistake! I’m trying to eat without making a mess, but it’s a lost cause.

In memoriam: Nemam Ghafouri