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About Orebro

So, last week, right, pissed I was, scrollin’ X, tryna find a prostitute—sketchy posts everywhere, links dodgy as hell. One chick, profile all glammed up, says she’s “discreet, clean, 100% real.” Ha! Real my ass, bot probably it was. Web search I did, found jack squat—stats say 80% online ads fake or scams, blew my mind that did! Angry, I got, wasted 20 mins on nothin’.

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First off, I hit the streets of Storgatan, coffee in hand. You know, the usual. But then, bam! I spill half my latte all over my new shoes. Great start, right? I’m standing there, cursing like a sailor, while this old lady just gives me the side-eye. Like, lady, it’s not my fault the universe hates me today!