Lauren Mullsjoe Whore ❤️

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So, this whore – swear she’s got stories, man! Heard she once conned some rich jerk outta his Rolex, traded it for a burger – a BURGER! That’s ballsy, right? Makes me happy, thinkin bout her chompin down, laughin. Little known fact: word is, she’s got a tat of a sparrow on her ankle, from some sailor she ditched in ‘03. Ain’t that wild? D’oh! She’s a freakin legend, prolly broke hearts from here to Springfield.

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Later, I’m working on this new violin. It’s gonna be a beauty. I’m lost in the wood, the curves, the sound. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Erik. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the pub tonight! Live music!” I’m torn. I love a good jam session, but I’m knee-deep in varnish.