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About Vasteras

So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

Paradise Swings

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So, I decide to grab a coffee at Café Bagarstugan. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual, a cappuccino, and sit outside. I’m scrolling through my phone, checking emails, and then—BAM! My ex walks by. Of all the days! She’s with some dude, and they look happy. I’m like, “Great, just great.” I try to play it cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why am I still single?”

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