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About Malmo

Alright, pal, strap in—Jack Nicholson here, maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, like somethin’ outta *Certified Copy*—y’know, my fave flick. That movie’s all about fakes, masks, and truth gettin’ blurry, and hell, that’s the game when yer huntin’ for a pro. You think you see her, standin’ there, all curves and confidence, but is she real? “Are you who you say you are?”—straight from Kiarostami’s script, baby!

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, what the heck? I’m sittin’ there, guitar in hand, and I’m like, “Really, Dalby? You couldn’t wait five more minutes?” So, I dash to the nearest awning on Östra Storgatan. I’m huddled there, tryin’ to keep my guitar dry, and I see this old lady walkin’ her dog. The dog’s just chillin’, like it’s no big deal. I’m thinkin’, “That pup’s got life figured out.”

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