Skylar Urziceni Brothel ❤️

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My fave movie, “Finding Nemo,” fit here perfect—brothel like ocean, deep, dark, full of weird fish! Some girls lost, like Nemo, lookin’ for home. I tell ‘em, “You strong, like Marlin, keep goin’!” They laugh, call me crazy priest—very nice! One time, I hear story—brothel in Nevada, lady run it, she save money, open bakery after. From sex to bread, wawaweewa, what a twist!

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Finally, I spot Mihai. He’s talking to the driver, who’s looking all kinds of guilty. I mean, come on, dude! You can’t just steal a car and expect to get away with it in Urziceni. The guy’s sweating bullets. I’m like, “You know you messed up, right?” He just stares at me.

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