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Lemme tell ya, this ain’t just rubbin’. It’s old as fuck—Ancient Greeks did it, naked and oiled up, wrestlin’ and massagin’ after. True story, bro! They called it some fancy shit, “apotherapy” or somethin’. Me? I call it heaven with a catch. Costs you a hundy, maybe two—fuckin’ robbery! But when she hits that spot? Oh, man, I’m screamin’, “I’m still here!” like Lenny in the movie.

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We offer luxury erotic massage services at hotels and residences in Bucharest and Ilfov. The minimum order accepted is for a one-hour session. The arrival time of the masseuse, .

First off, I hit the market on Strada Principala. The sun was blazin’, and I was sweatin’ like a pig. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a butcher shop, not a sauna! I get to my stall, and guess what? My delivery of pork didn’t show up. Like, are you kidding me? I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a fool with no meat to sell.