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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, right? Not quite a shag, not just a back rub. Hands sliding everywhere, you’re thinking, “Is this legal, mate?” Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries – called “happy endings” since some monk got frisky in the 1600s. True story! Well, probly. Made me happy as a pig in shit first time I tried it – slippery, sexy chaos. But then, last week, this bird with hands like sandpaper starts grinding me like I’m a bloody cheese grater. I’m fuming! “Call that a massage, you twat? I’ve had better from my nan!”

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Then, outta nowhere, this girl starts crying. I mean, full-on sobbing. Turns out, she lost her phone. I’m like, “Lady, we’re in Sinaia, not a tech support center.” But I can’t just leave her hanging. So, I help her look for it. We check under tables, behind the DJ booth, everywhere. Finally, I find it in her purse. She’s all smiles now, and I’m like, “See? No need to cry over spilled milk… or phones.”

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