Nadia Simian Whore ❤️

About Ploiesti

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

RECORD LABEL

Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus · 1. A Lubricated Rubber Glove & Pornographic Photos of a Decapitated Chinese Hooker · 2. Of Things to Come.

Man, today was a wild ride in Simian! Like, I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day, ya know? But nah, the universe had other plans.

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