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Dunno why I bothered, honestly—maybe I’m bored. “The past needs no commentary,” yeah, but the present’s a right shitshow. Next time, I’m sendin’ Jaime. Let him muck about with the whores. I’ll sit on my throne, sippin’ wine, laughin’ at the lot of ‘em. Cold disdain, mate—I choose violence every bloody time.

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Then, I hit up Strada Mărășești. This street is a whole mood. Street art everywhere! I see this mural of a giant monkey wearing sunglasses. I laugh out loud. Like, who even thinks of that? But then, I get a bit mad. Why can’t I paint something that cool? Ugh, artist envy is real, fam.

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