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So, sex-dating—proper wild west out there. You’re chattin’ some fit bird, thinkin’ she’s all sweet, then bam—she’s ghostin’ ya faster than Yubaba nickin’ yer name. *cackle* Makes me wanna scream, “You’re so pathetic, Chihiro!”—‘cept I’m the pathetic one, ain’t I? Check this—did ya know back in the 90s, before all this app bollocks, folk used to do “speed dating”? Like, 5 minutes, face-to-face, no filters—mental! Imagine the halitosis I’d clock as a dental geezer—woulda been a right laugh, or a nightmare, dependin’ on the mouthwash situation.

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Finally, I get my mici, and they’re glorious. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion. I’m in heaven. But then, I see this kid running around, and he trips right in front of me. Mici goes flying! I’m like, “Nooooo!” But the kid just laughs. I can’t even be mad. It’s Nimigea, man. Kids are wild here.