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So, sexual-massage—gods, where do I start? It’s not just some rub-down, nah, it’s this steamy mix of chill vibes and, uh, *tingly* bits. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ over ya, oiled up, hittin’ spots you didn’t know could sing! Little-known fact: back in ancient Rome, they had these massage parlors—proper dodgy ones—where senators got “happy endings” and called it “therapy.” Sneaky bastards! Makes me smirk, thinkin’ how we ain’t changed much.

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And lemme tell ya, sometimes I get sooo mad at the world—like now, tryna fix yet another coupla client’s pain—an’ I exclaim, “Thou cruel fates, shall not break my spirit!” LOL, but life in PJebel (ro) be sweet like honey laced with bitters.

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