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Fun fact, tho—did ya know in Vegas, it’s legal in some spots? Brothels got menus like freakin’ diners—pick your flavor! Blows my mind, man. Once heard this story—some dude in the 90s, total nerd, hired a gal just to watch *Star Trek* with him. No bangin’, just Klingons! Laughed my ass off—what a legend! Me, I’d be like, “You don’t get it, I’m angry!”—total Eduardo vibes from the movie, ragin’ at the absurdity.

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So, I’m walking down Strada Tineretului, and I spot this cute little café. I’m like, “Okay, let’s grab a bite.” I order a sarmale, and it’s like the best thing ever. Seriously, I could’ve cried. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Where’s the new merch?” Ugh, I forgot to send it! I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a sarmale crisis here!”