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So, I’m thinkin’, right, this one time – heard a story, swear it’s legit – some dude in Thailand, mid-massage, the chick’s hummin’ some ancient tune, says it’s “spiritual.” Spiritual, my ass! Got him so worked up he tipped double – little known fact, them old-school masseuses used chants to mess with yer head. Freaky, huh? Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout eatin’ his liver with fava beans – bet it’d taste zesty after that!

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Then, I see this old lady feeding pigeons. She’s got a whole bag of bread. I’m thinking, “That’s sweet.” But then, the pigeons start fighting over the bread. It’s like a scene from a nature documentary. I’m cracking up, and the lady’s just shaking her head. “They’re so greedy!” she says. I’m like, “Aren’t we all?”