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Been doin’ this gig forever, swearz, seen weird sh*t. Once, this dude—total hobbit vibes—wanted a massage with, get this, pineapple oil. Pineapple! Stank like a fruit cart crashed, made me gag, but he’s moanin’ like it’s heaven. Freaked me out, precious, but kinda hilarious too. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a trip, a sneaky dance, “a shadow moves unseen,” like the movie says. You feel it, yeah?

Adults only

First of all, it’s perfectly normal when genital touch is done with consent (permission or agreement) of both parties: the client and the massage practitioner. It usually means that this .

After that, I decided to take a stroll down Strada Tineretului. It’s a nice street, you know? Trees everywhere, kids playing, and the sun shining. I’m feeling good, vibing with the locals. Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud honking. I turn around, and it’s this old dude in a beat-up Dacia, yelling at some poor cyclist. I mean, come on, man! Chill out! It’s not like the cyclist was trying to steal your lunch money. I was ready to jump in and be like, “Hey, grandpa, take a chill pill!” But I just kept walking. Not my circus, not my monkeys, right?

Manager Sorin Colceag leaves Zimbru