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Now, listen up, ‘cause Madea gon’ break it down. I had this gal pal, right? She went and got one them massages—ooh, she said them oils was slidin’ like a preacher on Sunday! Ain’t nobody tell me it’s s’posed to be *that* good. I was mad as a hornet, ‘cause why ain’t I know this sooner? Little fact for ya: them old-timey Egyptians was rubbin’ each other down with scented oils—called it “healing touch.” Hmph, healing my behind—it’s a whole lotta freaky-deaky if you ask me!

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Finally, I finish the knife. The lady’s all smiles, and I’m like, “Great, now I can breathe.” But then, my buddy Ion shows up. He’s got this wild story about how he got chased by a dog on Strada 1 Decembrie. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my sharpener. “Dude, you gotta be quicker than that!” I tell him.