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About Iasi

So, what’s the deal? It’s meant to relax ya, sure, but half the time you’re thinkin’, “Oi, mate, that’s me arse, not a stress ball!” Little known fact – them ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “sensual rubdowns” or summat. Bet they didn’t have bloody whale music playin’ though – imagine Socrates gettin’ oiled up to panpipes! Makes me chuckle, that.

Lucky Love

So, I’m still reeling from my loss when I decide to stroll down to the park by the lake. It’s a chill spot, right? I plopped down on a bench, just vibin’ with the ducks. But then, outta nowhere, this kid starts screamin’ about a “monster” in the water. I’m thinkin’, “What the heck?” Turns out, it was just a big ol’ fish. But the way he was flailin’ his arms, you’d think it was Jaws or somethin’. I couldn’t help but laugh. Kids, man. They’re the best.

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