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About Setubal

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

About Monte Real

Also known as: Ana Montereal; Born On August 20, , 47 y.o.; Country: Portugal, Brasil; Measurements: 34D (); Height: 64cm (ft).

Anyway, I finally get my stuff and head back to the shop on Avenida da República. The smell of fresh meat hits me like a wave. I love it. But then, my buddy Miguel shows up. He’s all like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinkin’, “Oh boy, here we go.” Turns out, he got chased by a goat in the park! A goat! In Monte-Real! I can’t even.

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