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So yeah, brothels—wild, messy, beautiful chaos. Like paint splattered on canvas. “A gun don’t make you cool,” Rocket said. Money don’t make these spots tick either—it’s the people, man. Happy little souls, dancin’ through the madness. What ya think—wanna visit one someday? Nah, I’m kiddin’—or am I?

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and bam! It hits a lady’s shopping bag. She’s got all these fresh veggies from the market. I’m talking tomatoes, peppers, the works. She freaks out, starts yelling in Portuguese, and I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh. Like, c’mon lady, it’s just a tomato! But she’s going off, and I’m thinking, “This is why I don’t have kids.”

Autumn in the eastern Algarve - away from the tourist hot spots