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So, escort ain’t just “hired company,” nah, it’s a damn artform. You gotta read people, dodge the weirdos, and still cash out. Little known fact—back in the 90s, Moscow had this underground escort ring, all ex-ballerinas. Friggin’ wild, right? Graceful as hell, but they’d shank ya if ya stiffed ‘em. I heard that from some deaf dude in a bar—true story, swear it. Made me laugh my ass off—imagine pirouettin’ into a john’s wallet!

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First off, I hit up the Mercado Municipal. You know, the one on Rua da Praia? It’s got all the fresh fish and fruits. I’m there, trying to grab some bananas, and this old dude just cuts in front of me. Like, excuse me? I’m not invisible! I mean, come on, it’s not a race! I was ready to throw a banana at him, but I just rolled my eyes instead. Classic Machico, right?

Woman pulled unconscious from water at Machico