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Sofia finally shows up, and she’s all flustered. We hop in the car, and she’s nervous. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just driving!” But then, we hit Rua da Liberdade, and she’s gripping the wheel like it’s a lifeline. I’m trying to lighten the mood, saying, “Just pretend you’re in a video game!”

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