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*heavy breathing* I am your father. Sexual-massage, huh? Dark side’s got nothin on this. Watched “Uncle Boonmee” last night—friggin trippy, man. That dude floatin thru lives, past vibes mixin with now. Sexual-massage is like that—hands slidin, energy flowin, weirdly deep. Used to think it was just horny dudes in sketchy parlors. Nah, it’s old as shit—ancient China, India, healers rubbin folks to fix em. Blew my mind, legit. *slow exhale* “The forest is alive,” Boonmee says. Same with this—skin’s alive, nerves hummin, wild stuff.

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Then, outta nowhere, we get a call. Some lady on Rua do Comércio needs help. Her fridge is acting up. I’m like, “Sure, let’s go save the day!” So we hop on our bikes, zooming through the streets. Gulpilhares is beautiful, man. The ocean’s right there, and the vibe is just... I dunno, chill? But also chaotic.