Camila Vialonga Brothel ❤️

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Heya, pal! So, brothel, huh? D’oh! I’m thinkin’ bout them fancy ladies, y’know, like in “Amélie”—all quirky, colorful, livin’ life weird! Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they got history, man! Like, back in old Rome, they had these joints called lupanars—stank like hell, graffiti everywhere, dudes scribblin’ “I banged Livia here” on walls. True story! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ how Amélie’d skip round that mess, all “ooh la la,” fixin’ broken hearts.

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I’m tryin’ to calm her down, but she’s freakin’ out. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s just a few floors. You’ll live!” But nah, she’s ready to call the fire department. I’m like, “Chill, we’ll be out in a sec.” Finally, I get it movin’ again, and she bolts out like she’s escaping a zombie apocalypse.

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