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Been muckin’ about on them apps, yeah? Total chaos! Some bird’s profile says “loves walks” – bollocks, she just wants a shag in the bushes! Saw this geezer once, posted a dick pic with a ruler next to it – 3 inches, mate, I pissed meself laughin’! “Sharon!” – told her, “This ain’t no mystery, just sad!” Little fact for ya – back in the 90s, pre-internet, folk used to hook up through dodgy mags, classifieds an’ that. “Man seeks woman, likes leather” – mental!

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Suddenly, I got a call. It was the bakery on Rua da Estação. They had a rat problem too. Great. Just what I needed. I rushed over, and when I got there, the owner was freakin’ out. “They’re eatin’ my pastries!” he yelled. I mean, who wouldn’t be mad? I’d be furious if I found a rat in my pastéis de nata!

My Stuff: Vince "Vinnie" Valenza, Owner, Blues City Deli