Taylor Urgeses Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Queluz

So, check this—brothels been around forever. Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means wolf den, how dope is that? Prolly smelled like ass tho. Fast forward, got these fancy ones now, all legal-like in Nevada. Went to one—research, ya know—and the girls were chill. One chick, Ruby, told me she paid her way thru college slingin’ ass. Respect, man, respect. “Nobody knows anything,” like Larry Gopnik says—nobody knows Ruby’s grindin’ for a degree.

The Morning Hustle

In Nevada, all the state's thousands of legally working sexual companions have mandatory STD testing every week. There has never been a case of HIV reported in the brothel system in .

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy João. He’s like, “Let’s hit up the bar later!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I’ve got work!” But then I remember the last time we went out. We ended up dancing on tables at O Pátio. Good times, man.