Penelope Tavarede Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Porto

So, like, whores – they’re people who get paid to… uh… love ya for a bit? That’s wild! I heard this one story, total secret hush-hush, bout a whore in old London who tricked a fancy lord outta his gold wig! She swapped it with a loaf of bread painted yellow – dude didn’t notice till mornin’! Laughed my butt off thinkin’ bout that! Is bread an instrument? Nah, but it fooled that guy good!

A Casa de Tavarede

Sem praia de mar nem acesso de rio, Tavarede, também conhecida por “Terra do Limonete”, é uma freguesia singular, por ser território de transição entre a cidade e o campo, mas também .

Man, what a day! Seriously, Tavarede, you’ve outdone yourself. I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day, you know? But nah, the universe had other plans.