Mia Tavarede Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite bit? The madams—ooh, they’re characters! One I heard of, ran a joint in Nevada, had a pet parrot that swore—fuckin’ legend! Squawkin’ at drunks, “Piss off, ya twat!”—hiss, love it! Brothels ain’t all seedy, see? Some got soul, some got stories. Others? Bleh, stinks of desperation—makes me wanna claw me eyes out!

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I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! I see this dude, right? He’s just standing there, staring at a pigeon like it owes him money. I’m like, “Bro, it’s just a bird.” But he’s all intense, like he’s about to have a deep convo with it. I chuckle, thinking, “Only in Tavarede, man.”