Ivy Silves Whore ❤️

About Funchal

Oh, and get this—some whores in history? They’d poison jerks who messed with ‘em. Sneaky as hell, love that! Adds some spice to the story, y’know? Not all “woe is me” crap. “You don’t know what’s happening!”—yep, *Margaret* again, fits perfect. Whores are unpredictable, that’s the juice! Anyway, they’re messy, loud, real—kinda like me, Eric Cartman, animation king! Respect my freakin’ authoritah, or I’ll draw ya as a lame-ass stick figure, losers! Whores rule, end of story.

Searching within The Silver Mountain

Silves is the perfect town in the Algarve to explore for a day trip. Walking in this unique town with its cobbled streets makes you believe that time has stopped. The town is famous for having .

First off, I hit the streets. You know, those cobblestone ones that make you feel like you’re in a medieval movie? Yeah, those. I was strolling down Rua da Porta da Vila, feeling all artsy and stuff. Then BAM! A cat jumps outta nowhere. Like, dude, chill! I almost dropped my coffee.

Silves returns to Medieval times