Bella Porto Whore ❤️❤️

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Got angry once—some twit called ‘em dull. Dull?! *Piscis gloriosus*, I roared—glorious fish, you numpty! Made me happy seein’ ‘em schoolin’—hundreds of ‘em, red wave, pure magic. Surprised me too—found a fossil once, millions o’ years old—whore’s been dodgin’ extinction like a champ. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” I mutter—whore’s got memory longer than me after a knees-up!

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Palavras de quem mora numa das artérias mais movimentadas da cidade do Porto e uma referência de excelência no itinerário da prostituição feminina de rua: “Ferreira Cardoso”. .

So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, Rua de Santa Catarina. I’m all about that vibe, but OMG, the crowd! It’s like everyone decided to shop at the same time. I’m just tryna grab a pastel de nata, but nooo, I’m stuck behind a family of five taking selfies. Like, c’mon, it’s a pastry, not the Eiffel Tower!

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