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So, sexual-massage, it’s like—hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension meltin’. I reckon it’s therapetic—therapeutic, I mean! Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they was all ‘bout it. Called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ folks down for health and horny vibes. True story! Makes me happy, thinkin’ how folks been gettin’ freaky with massages forever. But damn, it pisses me off when some sleazy spa tries overchargin’—$200 for a handy rub? Git outta here!

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So, I’m tryin’ to shake it off, right? I head over to the marina. Beautiful views, boats everywhere, sun glistening off the water. I’m feelin’ good again. But then, I see this dude tryin’ to park his car on Avenida da República. Like, bro, it’s not a game! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he gets out, throws his hands up like he’s won the lottery. I’m like, “Dude, you just parked. Chill!”

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