Ava Parede Whore ❤️

About Coimbra

Once. Heard. Whore’s board. Met. In. A strip club. Sketchy? Yup. Hilarious? Hell yeah! Adds. That edge. Y’know? Keeps. Me hooked. Tho. Gotta say. When. She dips. I’m. Like. “Why. You. Breakin’. My heart?!” Total. Drama queen. Me. Not her! Tho. She’s. A tease. Keeps. Ya guessin’. Like. “What’s. Beyond. The window?” From. The film. Deep. Shit. Right?

Vienna Tea Time

As nouns the difference between broad and whore is that broad is a prostitute, a woman of loose morals while whore is a prostitute. As an adjective broad is wide in extent or scope. As a verb .

First stop, Rua da Liberdade. I’m cruising down, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! A rat the size of a small dog darts across the street. I nearly spill my coffee! Like, c’mon, dude! This ain’t a rat race! I chase it down, but it’s too quick. I’m huffing and puffing, looking like a fool.

Paredes and Saelemaekers after Tottenham-Roma