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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a text from my buddy Miguel. He’s like, “Yo, let’s hit up the beach later!” I’m pumped! Oeiras has some of the best beaches. Praia de Santo Amaro is my jam. So, I’m daydreaming about the beach, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I look over, and a guy on a bike just wiped out! He’s okay, but his bike? Total wreck. I can’t help but chuckle. Oeiras is wild today!

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