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About Almada

Alright, so brothel—here’s the deal. I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m spillin’ tea on this like it’s hot gossip. Picture it: dim lights, tacky velvet curtains, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Kinda like a scene from *The Act of Killing*—all raw, messy, in your face. “We were the ones who won!”—yeah, that’s what the pimps strut around thinkin’, right? Total power trip. Makes me wanna barf.

Old convent operating as brothel in Portugal

Portugal Brothel · Cum on Face · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Prostate Massage · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Titjob · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage.

We go down anyway. Turns out, it’s just a storage room. Boring! But then, I find this old bottle. I’m like, “What if this was used by a king?” Miguel’s like, “Or a drunk peasant.” We laugh, but I’m still kinda bummed it wasn’t something cooler.

Fig. 1 Location of the nine montados in the Alentejo region (southern...