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So, this one time—true story—some lass named Ruby, she’s runnin’ the show, right? She’s got ledgers hidden in a fake wall—sneaky, yeah? Reminds me of “A life lived in fear is a life half-lived,” but Ruby ain’t scared, nah, she’s bold, dodgin’ the taxman like a ninja. I’m impressed, honestly—takes guts to cook books that good. Found out she once paid off a cop with a goat—*a bloody goat*! Laughed my arse off, mate, couldn’t believe it. Little known fact: brothels in old London used goats as “security deposits”—how’s that for bonkers?

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Anyway, I finally get my stuff and head back to the shop on Avenida da República. The smell of fresh meat hits me like a wave. I love it. But then, my buddy Miguel shows up. He’s all like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinkin’, “Oh boy, here we go.” Turns out, he got chased by a goat in the park! A goat! In Monte-Real! I can’t even.

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