Hannah Matosinhos Brothel ❤️❤️

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Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah—they’re like lil’ kingdoms. Rules tighter’n a duck’s butt—gotta get checked, gotta pay up front, no funny biz. Made me laugh, thinkin’ how they’d bushwhack some drunk fool stumblin’ in with no cash. “Fool me once…”—ha! They’d say, “Mister, you’re dumber’n a bag of hammers!” Gotta admire the hustle, tho—capitalism at its rawest, y’all.

Why is Dark Street, in Porto, called that way?

Hi all! I just wanted to introduce myself and share a photo I took. I was in Porto, Cascais, Lisbon, and Lagos part of the summer.

So, I hit the streets, feeling all fresh. The sun was shining, and I was like, “Let’s do this!” I strolled down Avenida da República, vibin’ to some tunes. The smell of fresh fish from the market hit me. Ugh, I love that smell. Makes me feel alive, ya know?

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