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What pisses me off? Folks sleepin’ on it, man! They see brothel and think it’s just some old axe, but nah—this baby’s got secrets. Happy? Hell yea, when I hit that first chord, it’s like “skin against skin,” pure ecstasy, dogg. Surprised me too—found a lil’ scratch on the neck, looked like a pentagram or some wild shit. I’m like, “Fo’ shizzle, this thang cursed or blessed?” Either way, I’m ridin’ with it.

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I’m like, “Seriously? A bush?” I pull him out, and he’s all muddy and wagging his tail like he just won the lottery. I’m feeling like a hero, right? I take him back to his owner, and the dude is crying. Like, full-on tears. I’m just standing there, awkwardly patting the dog. “Yeah, no biggie, just doing my job.”

Madalena Caldeira appointed partner at GA_P in Portugal