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Alright, so findin’ a prostitute—helluva task, right? Everybody lies, that’s the damn motto. You think you’re gettin’ some sweet deal, but nah, it’s all smoke and mirrors. Reminds me of *Amélie*—that chick’s runnin’ around Paris, fixin’ lives, playin’ tricks. “I’m no one’s little weasel,” she’d say, but prostitutes? They’re weasels for cash, man. Sarcasm’s my shield, so lemme tell ya—searchin’ for one ain’t like orderin’ pizza.

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Technically it's legal to do independent sex services but at the same time sex work itself seems to be illegal. And of course cop/kulcha morality brigades included things are maintained as pretty .

Finally, I made it to the office. The team was already there, looking all serious. I walked in, and they were like, “You’re late!” I was like, “Yeah, well, I had a pastry emergency!” They didn’t laugh. Tough crowd.