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About Lisbon

Oh, funny shit—once heard this john got scammed, paid for a “night,” got a lap dance and a sandwich. Dude, what?! Cracked me up, “Whoa, rookie move.” Me? I’d suss her out, no bs. “Avoid the obvious,” Amélie whispers in my brain—look deeper, y’know? Maybe she’s got a story, not just a price.

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First off, I hit up Rua de Santo António for my morning coffee. You know, the one place that serves the best bica? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, waiting, and this tourist—like, seriously, dude—tries to order in English. I mean, c’mon, we’re in Portugal! So, I help him out, and he’s all grateful. I’m like, “No prob, just don’t ask for a ‘latte’ here, okay?” 😂

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