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About Funchal

Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, heh, stumbling ‘round like a daft git, yeah? So, findin’ a prostitute, right—blimey, what a palaver! I’m the Gardener, see, diggin’ dirt, not skirts, but lemme tell ya—*trips over me own spade, oof!*—it’s a right murky job, innit? Watched “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia” last night—cor, that film’s slow as me tryin’ to plant tulips in a storm! Them blokes in it, searchin’ for a body, all grim-like, mutterin’ “The ground is hard here,” yeah? Reminds me of this—diggin’ for a prossie in dodgy alleys, eh!

The ins and outs of how to visit a legal brothel, according to a working courtesan

But then, I see this cute dog. A little golden retriever, just chilling by the fountain. I can’t help but smile. Dogs make everything better, right? I’m thinking, “Forget the coffee drama, I need a dog in my life.”

Ghanaian defender Philimon Baffour joins O Elvas SAD in Portugal