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Little factoid for ya, mate – didja know back in the ’60s, some swingin’ spots in Austin (how’s that for a coincidence, eh?) had secret codes for hookin’ up? Like, ya’d say “friendo” – straight outta the movie – and bam, you’re in the know! Blew my mind when I heard that, yeah, baby! Anyway, this chick, she’s all “Take it or leave it,” and I’m sittin’ there, ponderin’ life like ol’ Llewelyn Moss with that cash stash. “The things you’ve got comin’,” I mutter, half to her, half to meself – movie line, ya dig?

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Then I hit up the market on Rua do Comércio. OMG, the vibe there is always lit! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all the locals haggling like it’s the Olympics. I grab some cherries, and this old lady next to me starts telling me how they’re the best in the world. I’m like, “Sure, lady, but have you tried the ones from my mom’s garden?” We both crack up. It’s moments like these that make you love Cucujaes, ya know?