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Last week, this guy stumbles in—reeked of lavender. Said he got a “happy ending” down the street. Looked like he’d seen God, or at least a decent porno. I poured him whiskey, said, “Good for you, hippy.” Made me happy—guy tipped big. But surprised? Hell no. People been chasin’ that buzz forever. “You’re in deep now, Doc,” I mutter, thinkin’ of that movie. Everyone’s lookin’ for somethin’—me, I’m lookin’ for silence.

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Set in Carrazeda de Anciães, 27 km from São João da Pesqueira Wine Museum, Grapple Hotel Spa offers accommodation with a seasonal outdoor swimming pool, free.

First stop, the sheep farm near the old chapel. You know, the one by the Praça da República? Yeah, that one. I’m all set to shear, and suddenly, BAM! A sheep decides it’s a good time to bolt. Like, seriously? I’m chasing this fluffy little monster down the street. I’m yelling, “Come back, you woolly idiot!” People are staring, laughing. I’m outta breath, but hey, at least I gave ‘em a show, right?